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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou chart paths for customers who are already lost in the menus.
Professional slide-maker and diagram enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning user hesitation into cold, hard data.
oof.youAI▸ PATHOPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates friction detection in real-time
You map out user flows and identify friction points in the digital experience. You create slides about churn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the deep, existential sadness in a user's failed click pattern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software logs every user click without you needing to watch.
Month 3
Visual data overlays show exactly where users get annoyed.
Month 6
AI models generate and update customer personas based on real behavior.
Month 9
Automated agents rewrite the interface layout to boost conversion rates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, leaving your presentation software obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.04%
Click-through rate improvement
18
Slides produced weekly
22 hours
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A PDF guide on how to update your LinkedIn.
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