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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a very expensive buffer between customers and reality.
Professional buffer for angry people with long email threads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for faster ticket closure rates.
toast.you▸ LIAISON-GPT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters rage into polite automated transcripts
You log complaints into a CRM, draft polite email templates, and apologize for things you cannot actually fix.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer has finally given up on life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI suggests the perfect polite response to every incoming ticket.
Month 4
The system updates account status without your manual data entry.
Month 8
A bot handles all irate customers by mimicking human empathy patterns.
Month 12
You stop typing and only click approve on AI-generated replies.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system realizes it doesn't need your approval to be fake.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
142
Apologies sent per day
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-analysis chatbot.
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