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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting human connection into a set of predictable, lower-cost data points.
Professional relationship curator and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for better retention metrics.
glub.youAI▸ LIFECYCLE AUTOPILOT 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated apology emails at scale
You spend days hand-holding clients through onboarding and soothing their panic over system configurations. Your job is effectively babysitting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about why they are churning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts logging every client interaction to build profiles.
Month 4
AI-driven guides take over the basic setup steps you currently perform.
Month 8
Models signal risk before you even know the client is unhappy.
Month 13
Bots fix configuration issues without human intervention or hand-holding.
Month 18 · D-Day
All relationship management is handled by a cold, efficient algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400% faster
Onboarding speed
12 percent
Human error rate
99.9 percent
Sentiment analysis accuracy
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium automation suite.
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