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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTrading genuine empathy for pre-written CRM apology templates.
Professional ghoster of angry ticket holders and CRM wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faking human connection at massive scale.
glub.youAI▸ LOYALTYLOGIC PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys hyper-personalized retention discounts instantly
You manage churn rates and send automated win-back emails to disgruntled customers using CRM software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their account status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts analyzing your best performing apology emails for tone.
Month 4
Smart bots handle routine complaints without needing your input.
Month 8
Algorithms predict customer departure before they even complain.
Month 12
The machine sends the discount codes directly to the customer.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the CRM manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.04 seconds
Average apology time
12 percent
Churn rate reduction
Calculated
Empathy score per ticket
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium plan.
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