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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSix billion dollars of business managed by a glorified party planner.
Global marketing lead for metal boxes on wheels.
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The end of executive hand-holding.
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You coordinate global events and executive training for auto manufacturers. It is glorified hospitality with a budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an executive is lying in a meeting that should be email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI inventories all your marketing decks and training materials.
Month 6
Avatar-led training replaces expensive human-led onsite sessions.
Month 15
Algorithms predict client needs faster than your direct reports.
Year 2
Automated CRM bots handle the client social networking.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the global client account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Direct reports ignored
42
Annual flights taken
11k
Bullshit slide decks
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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