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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to read out manuals that nobody will ever open.
Professional slide-reader and enterprise-grade email nag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning high-churn users into ghosts instantly.
nom.you▸ ONBOARDER-X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated follow-ups until they unsubscribe
You guide new users through software setup and chase them for their missing configuration data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops pretending to understand the dashboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sequences start replacing your manual welcome emails.
Month 4
In-app walk-throughs render your screen-share meetings entirely redundant.
Month 8
The client now uploads their own data without your supervision.
Month 12
The software detects who is leaving before you even call them.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of a silent daemon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
85 percent
Time spent in Zoom
4,200
Emails ignored by clients
112
Steps in your slide deck
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you hated.
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