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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour helpful screen-sharing sessions are just delayed database entries waiting to happen.
Professional Zoom-call-hand-holder and screen-share enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for zero-value questions.
no no noyouAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward silences
You walk new customers through software setup and explain features. You basically repeat yourself until they stop calling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer loses interest through their frustrated mouse movements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your guides to answer every possible question.
Month 4
A deepfake clone of you walks clients through the interface setup.
Month 8
The system pulls user data automatically without your manual input.
Month 12
Sensors identify user confusion before they even ask for help.
Month 13 · D-Day
We switch your account to read-only and disable your login access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
47 per week
Average repeat explanation count
8 gallons monthly
Coffee consumed while screen-sharing
0.04 percent
Clients who actually read the manual
Your severance
One free subscription to our competitor's platform.
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