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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist solely to apologize for trash that isn't collected.
Professional apologist for uncollected refuse and rotting bags.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Handling your complaints without the fake empathy.
oof.youAI▸ WASTEBOT CRM 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your rage into empty corporate apologies
You handle customer complaints about missed pickups and billing issues via phone, email, and ticketing systems. You track service status.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific type of irritation in a customer's voice instantly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes all customer complaints by trash type and anger level.
Month 4
Language models generate perfectly polite responses to angry email threads.
Month 9
Public-facing portal shows customers exactly where the truck is real-time.
Month 13
Voice-enabled bots resolve billing queries without needing a human intermediary.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department is permanently retired as the system self-corrects all complaints.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Average call frustration level
6 hours daily
Time spent saying sorry
1200 hourly
Missed bins forgotten by system
Your severance
One free bin cleaning and a branded stress ball.
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