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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour polite script is just a series of prompt tokens anyway.
Professional empathy broker, keyboard-bound, script-adept.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is just a well-weighted neural net.
bzzt.youAI▸ BANKBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes account disputes before the call connects
You answer banking queries and verify account details. You navigate internal databases to resolve transaction issues and disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is actually lying about their debit card fraud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI listens to calls and drafts instant replies for your screen.
Week 6
Voice biometrics take over verifying callers without you saying a word.
Month 3
Simple disputes get handled by bots while you just watch.
Month 5
Your call volume drops as the bot handles 80 percent of queries.
Month 7 · D-Day
The login credentials expire and the final script is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Zero seconds
Average hold time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation score
Perfect
Policy compliance rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a mood-stabilizing meditation app.
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