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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to type 'please see attached' is not a career.
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bzzt.youAI▸ QUOTEBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes thousands of purchase orders per second
You draft quotes and process purchase orders for corporate clients. You are the gateway to the revenue pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin auto-extracting data from incoming sales inquiries.
Month 6
The CRM generates accurate quotes without human intervention or pricing errors.
Month 12
Robotic process automation pushes purchase orders directly into the inventory system.
Month 16
AI handles customer relationship tone and escalations without needing a human.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate network is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.99 percent
Quote Accuracy
0.4 seconds
Average Response Time
12 percent
Human Error Rate
Your severance
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