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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour propensity models are just expensive ways to predict your own unemployment.
Power BI wizard with a knack for predicting churn.
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You build Power BI dashboards and propensity models to analyze utility customer behavior. Your job is effectively a spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a manager why the data source was actually corrupted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace your manual SQL cleaning and data validation tasks.
Month 4
Visualisation software creates the executive reports without your manual refreshing.
Month 8
Machine learning agents continuously update churn models in real-time.
Month 13
AI summarises model results into actionable bullet points for leadership.
Month 14 · D-Day
The dashboard turns itself off when it sees your badge swipe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Dashboards per month
78 percent
Propensity score accuracy
18 hours
Time spent in meetings
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