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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Customer Service Admin jobs? · Latest report #2g3mgszz
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour templated apologies are now an enterprise-grade efficiency bottleneck.
Professional ghostwriter for people who hate your company.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates empathetic apologies in real time
You copy-paste responses to angry people and update support tickets. Soon, a script will handle both.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a customer is actually lying about their shipping address.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts categorizing your tickets to speed up sorting.
Month 3
AI begins recommending exact replies for every incoming query.
Month 7
Simple tickets are resolved by bots without you seeing them.
Month 12
You spend your time merely clicking approve on bot responses.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system no longer requires your approval to close tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 milliseconds
Average reply latency
12 percent
Human error rate
98 percent
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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