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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathetic replies are just data points in a spreadsheet now.
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Empathy simulated at ten thousand threads per second.
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filters your ticket queue with cold precision
You answer customer inquiries using pre-written scripts and CRM software. You log ticket resolutions all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their technical skill level.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your entire chat history is fed into the language model.
Week 12
The AI monitors your replies and learns your patterns.
Month 7
The AI writes your responses and you just click approve.
Month 11
The AI ignores the human manager and answers everything itself.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access token is deleted and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
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Customer Frustration Rate
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