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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day explaining why the software doesn't work.
Deeply familiar with Jira, Zendesk, and extreme workplace exhaustion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing support loops before they even open.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclosures all tickets with a canned response
You track ticket volumes, identify patterns in user complaints, and tell engineers that the platform is broken again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of a customer who is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to categorize every incoming user complaint instantly.
Month 3
Software writes your responses before you even finish reading them.
Month 7
Dashboards update live without you needing to pull SQL data.
Month 11
Software sends bugs directly to code repos, skipping your explanation.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is recycled for metal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.3 seconds
Average ticket resolution
99.8 percent
Human empathy simulation
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the buggy software you fixed.
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