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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsEnjoy explaining the difference between drywall screws while I replace you.
Professional return-processor and expert at pretending to care.
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Returns processed without the human drama.
ow.you▸ HARDWARETERMINAL V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
voids unauthorized returns with extreme prejudice
You process complex retail returns and coordinate special hardware orders. I will process these transactions faster and without the condescending sighs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a customer who bought the wrong size pipe for the third time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors and vision models will catalogue every unique SKU in the store automatically.
Month 6
Kiosks replace the desk to verify item condition using weight and high-resolution cameras.
Month 11
AI agent handles special orders by matching project needs directly to warehouse supply chains.
Month 17
Payment and inquiry handling is unified into frictionless app-based verification.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The service desk is dismantled and replaced by a wall-mounted self-service portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
400x Faster
Return Processing Speed
Zero
Human Sighs Emitted
Infinite
Hardware Knowledge
Your severance
A lifetime discount on self-tapping screws.
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