Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Customer Service Planner jobs? · Latest report #3ymuewu7
Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour email inbox is just a spreadsheet that has lost its mind.
Professional email-sender and expert in connector delivery delays.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated order tracking and inventory bliss.
help!youAI▸ CONNECTORFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated calm emails while production stalls
You chase connector shipments and calm angry customers. You juggle partial deliveries while monitoring production schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about the urgency of their cable shipment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI starts suggesting responses to standard connector stock inquiries.
Week 11
ERP systems push real-time production status directly to client portals.
Month 6
Algorithms handle shipment priority and partial delivery scheduling automatically.
Month 10
Clients track their own cable batches without human interaction.
Month 13 · D-Day
The final human seat is removed to save on office cooling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Emails per day
48
Expedite requests
Subjective
Customer satisfaction
Your severance
Three months of complimentary high-speed internet service.
Discussion
