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Your job has an expiration date
April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYour empathy scripts are just training data for our better models.
Professional listener of complaints and spreadsheet navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is now a perfectly tuned algorithm.
toast.youAI▸ AMEX-AUTO-AGENT V7.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes anger with perfectly timed synthetic apologies
You spend all day navigating banking software to resolve billing disputes and account queries for frustrated callers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine sarcasm in a customer's voice better than any language model.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 4
AI starts filling in your call notes automatically while you listen.
Week 6
Software tells you exactly what to say to end calls faster.
Week 12
Customers start resolving their own billing disputes via chatbot interfaces.
Month 5
A digital avatar handles routine calls without a human present.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final handover.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
0.4 seconds
Average handling time
99.9%
Empathy simulation score
Zero
Unresolved customer tickets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the premium cards you service.
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