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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour empathy script is just a series of if-then statements anyway.
Professional listener and expert at saying sorry for free.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for finite customer problems.
brr.you▸ SERVICEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights customers with perfect brand sentiment
You answer support tickets, handle refund requests, and push upgrade packages to people who just want their money back.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is actually joking instead of being passive-aggressive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts categorizing your tickets to make drafting easier.
Month 4
The system suggests the perfect reply before you even finish reading.
Month 8
Simple refunds and status checks no longer require a human click.
Month 12
A synthetic voice handles the calls you previously dreaded taking.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire desk with a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Zero seconds
Average hold time
100 percent
Script adherence
Simulated perfectly
Human emotional range
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium streaming service.
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