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Your job has an expiration date
July 30, 2027
In 9 monthsYour training manuals are just waiting to be turned into prompts.
Corporate educator, professional slide-deck assembler, incident-response syllabus architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time training that never needs a lunch break.
splat.you▸ ONBOARDBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys interactive modules during your coffee break
You create training materials and onboard new support staff to manage incidents, verify documents, and handle ride-hailing complaints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a trainee is lying about having read the manual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All training decks are ingested into a central language model.
Week 9
Automated agents provide real-time roleplay feedback to new trainees.
Month 4
Policies change, and the AI instantly alerts every active trainee.
Month 7
Algorithms grade incident management tests with higher precision than humans.
Month 9 · D-Day
Your access to the learning management platform is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
40 percent
Trainee confusion rate
8 hours
Onboarding session duration
6 months
Manual update cycle
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated help desk module.
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