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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your complex architecture diagrams into a single subscription fee.
Professional drawer of boxes and lines for cloud storage.
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System design without the human bias.
split.you▸ ARCH-ARCHITECT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates production-ready database schemas in milliseconds
You draw database schemas and lead technical demos. We automate the slides and the SQL optimization for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation in a client's eyes during a stalled POC.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model ingests your notes and outputs perfect technical proposals.
Month 5
An agent monitors all customer databases and auto-applies indexing patches.
Month 10
Client-facing avatars deliver your demos with zero latency or nerves.
Month 15
Software directly links customer pain to engineering tickets without you.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and we thank you for the training data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 hours
Average architecture whiteboard time
78 pages
Slide deck page count
2 days
Average unblocking response lag
Your severance
A lifetime license to the software that replaced you.
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