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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 22, 2027
In 8 monthsYour empathy scripts are just training data for our better models.
Professional ghoster of tickets and master of copy-paste.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the customer can type.
stretchy.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users with perfect brand voice
You manage support queues, categorize incoming tickets, and attempt to de-escalate angry users via chat or email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about having tried turning it off and on.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models index every macro you have ever sent to customers.
Week 6
The system suggests replies that you click to approve.
Month 3
Simple tickets are resolved without any human input at all.
Month 5
AI detects frustration levels and routes angry users to simulations.
Month 8 · D-Day
The software handles all support tickets and your account is closed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Mean time to resolution
100 percent
Script compliance rate
Insufficient
Human apology accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product you hate supporting.
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