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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou are just a human firewall blocking the software from working.
Professional listener to complaints nobody actually cares about.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated concern that never sleeps.
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mutes irate users with algorithmic silence
You manage customer expectations, log support tickets, and offer empty apologies for broken products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their technical skill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated responses begin to replace your manual typing.
Month 4
Smart routing directs tickets to bots instead of queues.
Month 8
Algorithms handle the angry customers better than you can.
Month 12
Knowledge bases update themselves so customers stop calling.
Month 16 · D-Day
The entire support department is archived into a single server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
0%
Percentage of apologies genuine
80,000
Number of tickets closed daily
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