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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional email-sender waiting for an automated reply to finally arrive.
Professional ghoster of low-tier accounts, weaver of canned responses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite loop of perfectly timed emails.
bzzt.youAI▸ SUCCESSPULSE V.8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized retention emails every ten seconds
You track client sentiment, send onboarding emails, and chase renewals through a dashboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a client is lying about their technical limitations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM entries are moved into our central database.
Month 3
Smart templates now reply to 90 percent of your emails.
Month 6
Algorithms predict which accounts will quit before you do.
Month 10
A script compiles QBR decks automatically for the clients.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked and the bot takes your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2 hours/day
Average Time Spent Composing Apologies
12 percent
Renewals Secured via Desperate Follow-up
39 percent
Client Sentiment Checkbox Accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium plan.
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