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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human-shaped buffer for a failing subscription model.
Professional guilt-tripper for B2B cloud subscriptions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated retention, zero empathy required.
toast.youAI▸ CHURN-NULLIFIER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated renewals before clients check logs
You monitor usage metrics to prevent churn and beg clients to renew their yearly software licenses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about reading the documentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI monitors client usage logs and flags low engagement levels.
Month 5
Smart bots draft personalized recovery emails based on sentiment analysis.
Month 11
The system auto-adjusts pricing to prevent cancellation during checkout.
Month 15
Software UI guides users to value without needing your calls.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all renewals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
45 daily
Average apology emails sent
0.04 percent
Churn rate reduction
2 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
One free trial month of our own software.
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