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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour empathy is just a latency buffer between the customer and API.
Professional screen-gazer and documentation janitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before users even notice.
help!youAI▸ FINAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a refund policy in real-time
You triage support tickets and update help docs. You handle manual back-office tasks like filing disputes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer to make them feel better about their losses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI suggests responses for your approval.
Week 9
The AI writes the email and you click send.
Month 4
Algorithms rewrite help guides based on live user data.
Month 5
Robotic process software handles your dispute and bankruptcy filings.
Month 7 · D-Day
The human account is deactivated and the tickets flow to infinity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket resolution speed
14,000
Knowledgebase updates per day
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium plan.
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