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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a chatbot and a ticket.
Email router, spreadsheet filler, and meeting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy at scale.
oof.youAI▸ TICKETHANDLER V7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the entire ticket backlog instantly
You triage emails, track resolution metrics in spreadsheets, and schedule internal support syncs. Automation will clear this queue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine frustration when a user types in all caps.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins automatically sorting your emails into the correct folders.
Month 3
A script handles your common queries with perfectly synthesized politeness.
Month 5
Spreadsheets are replaced by a live dashboard you no longer touch.
Month 7
The system routes bugs directly to engineering without your scheduling help.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Average resolution time
12 percent
Human error rate
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad desk plant.
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