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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou monitor alerts; we just patch the vulnerability before you blink.
Professional pattern matcher in a very dimly lit room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between exploit and patch.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they execute
You review firewall logs and scan for network anomalies. Then you write reports about threats that already happened.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the firewall change crashed the payroll portal at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents filter out the noise so you have less work.
Month 4
Scripts handle common threats without waiting for your input.
Month 7
Models identify vulnerabilities before your daily scan starts.
Month 12
Systems push critical updates while you are asleep.
Month 16 · D-Day
The dashboard is permanently dark and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
False positives ignored
4 minutes
Mean time to panic
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN you do not need.
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