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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human interface for scripts that already run.
Junior error-copier with a passion for waiting on hold.
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deletes your training manual automatically
You learn legacy systems by clicking buttons while waiting for documentation that never gets written.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still blame your confusion on bad coffee and tired eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent watches your screen to learn your keyboard shortcuts.
Week 7
The bot suggests the correct button so you stop breaking production.
Month 3
The script runs the fixes while you just watch the logs.
Month 5
You lose your sudo access because you are a security risk.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and replaced by a background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
3 per week
Average tickets closed
84 percent
Time spent googling errors
Zero
Amount of actual learning
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