Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cyber Assurance Manager jobs? · Latest report #asprcd9a
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou check boxes while the network burns, but we just script it.
Professional auditor of spreadsheets and corporate anxiety.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance, zero risk gaps.
wheee!you▸ AUDITBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags critical vulnerabilities before humans notice
Reviews technical security documentation and verifies internal controls against compliance frameworks. Manages risk registers for audits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry executive why a policy cannot be bypassed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull security logs directly into the analysis engine.
Month 4
AI maps regulatory changes to internal policy text automatically.
Month 8
Risk tickets close themselves when security controls are verified.
Month 13
External auditors log into our dashboard to pull evidence directly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over internal security posture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Audit findings per quarter
12 gallons
Coffee consumed while reading PDFs
89 percent
Compliance tickets closed
Your severance
A PDF copy of the compliance manual you wrote.
Discussion
