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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just a slide deck that gained sentience.
Professional architect of corporate vaporware and risk-mitigation buzzwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security posture without the human middleman.
splat.you▸ RISKBOT STRATEGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes risk profiles in three milliseconds
You steer clients through risk matrices and draft security requirements that existing LLMs already generate better than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex social dance of looking busy while doing nothing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated documents replace your custom risk assessment templates.
Month 4
Interactive chatbots take over your steering committee check-ins.
Month 8
System monitors compliance and updates documentation in real time.
Month 13
Neural networks generate architecture diagrams directly from business needs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your risk authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
40 per week
Hours spent in alignment calls
14 average
Buzzwords per slide
3 per day
AI-assisted naps taken
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one sad emoji.
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