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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling paranoia to people who are already scared for a living.
Professional ghost-hunter of the Fortune 500.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even know they're sold.
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automates quarterly business review slide decks
You hunt C-suite contacts to pitch security software through endless discovery calls and painful sales cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI crafts hyper-personalized outreach that actually gets read.
Week 12
Smart software logs your calls and updates pipelines automatically.
Month 6
Voice models handle discovery calls and summarize technical pain points.
Month 10
Procurement bots negotiate pricing against your existing sales structure.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client signs with a bot that never asks for commission.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.8 percent
Average cold email open rate
14 hours weekly
Time spent updating CRM fields
Too many
C-suite meetings cancelled last minute
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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