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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cyber Security Consultant jobs? · Latest report #dde29v8q
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour manual audit is just a slow, expensive vulnerability waiting for us.
Professional breaker of things, maker of PDF reports.
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Real-time automated threat hunting and patching
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patches zero-days before they are discovered
Execute penetration testing scripts and write reports explaining vulnerabilities to clients. You translate technical flaws into business risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the fix took three weeks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents replace your manual configuration of vulnerability scanners.
Month 4
Generative models produce your reports directly from the raw logs.
Month 9
Codebots write and deploy the security patches themselves.
Month 14
Regulation engines replace your meetings with business owners.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and secures the environment indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Instant
Report generation speed
Zero
False positive rate
Zero cups
Coffee consumed per audit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy monitoring tools.
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