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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsWriting code to patch holes that you accidentally created yesterday.
Senior Dev (mostly C++, perpetually stressed about buffer overflows)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable code for a safer, static future.
squeeze.you▸ SECURESHELL AGENT-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they happen
You build software agents to monitor network traffic and write scripts to automate vulnerability scanning and compliance checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the entire production environment just vanished.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models take over the review of daily traffic logs.
Month 4
Smart agents deploy patches for known bugs without human intervention.
Month 8
Security logic is written by specialized models trained on secure patterns.
Month 13
Infrastructure adjusts its own firewall rules to block incoming threats.
Month 18 · D-Day
The repository is locked and the developers are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.2%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per patch
99 percent
False positive alerts
Critically high
Average code review stress
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium VPN service.
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