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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsManaging engineers is just babysitting code with more expensive meetings.
Senior Manager (mostly Jira, emotionally exhausted by IAM)
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Automated threat response without the mid-level management.
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autonomously patches vulnerabilities across legacy infrastructure
You oversee authentication protocols and data protection strategies while pretending your team's pull requests are a security strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a panicked board why the incident response failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start flagging security vulnerabilities before your engineers wake up.
Month 5
Direct integration handles all low-level security alerts without human intervention.
Month 10
Audits are now generated by scanning logs instead of asking you.
Month 15
Algorithms assign and track task completion without any weekly standup.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the system fully manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
too few
Jira tickets closed
rising
Security incidents ignored
draining
Hours in sync meetings
Your severance
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