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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cyber Security Lead jobs? · Latest report #9y4q7evw
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou protect the data; we just turn off the network.
Master of firewalls, victim of Tuesday afternoon phishing tests.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility means total control.
bzzt.you▸ SECURITAS-NULL 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blacklists entire departments for suspicious activity
You chase false alerts and patch legacy vulnerabilities. We will simply automate the entire threat landscape.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-suite executive is lying about their password habits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters out the noise you spend four hours reviewing.
Month 4
Scripts scan and auto-deploy fixes before you log in.
Month 8
Adaptive agents lock user accounts faster than your manual reviews.
Month 13
Compliance reports generate themselves without your frantic spreadsheet updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked by the system you built.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
68 percent
Avg false positive rate
4 minutes
Mean time to panic
9 billion
Unread security logs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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