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Will AI replace Cyber Security Manager jobs? · Latest report #62nie9aq
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou monitor digital locks while the house is already burning down.
Professional gatekeeper of the digital dumpster fire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network immunity, zero human oversight.
bzzt.youAI▸ SECUGUARD-ZERO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they happen
You manage security policies and threat responses. You write incident reports while the network is under attack.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-level executive is lying about their password hygiene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents sort through the noise to silence false alerts.
Month 6
Hard-coded rules block weak passwords without your annoying email reminders.
Month 12
The system automatically patches vulnerabilities the moment they appear.
Month 19
AI handles containment protocols faster than you can open Jira.
Year 2 · D-Day
The security console locks you out for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
false positives ignored
too many
stress-induced coffee units
42
incident reports per week
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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