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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cyber Security Officer jobs? · Latest report #ink89kek
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsWatching logs move while you hope the firewall holds up.
Watcher of the screen, guardian of the packet logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network visibility, zero human fatigue.
sluurp.you▸ SENTINEL-AI V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-remediates vulnerabilities before the exploit arrives
You monitor alerts for potential breaches and patch vulnerabilities. The network is wide open while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely interpret when a system anomaly is actually a colleague testing something stupid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents sort noise from real threats instantly.
Month 4
Software applies security updates before you even notice them.
Month 8
Autonomous scripts handle incident triage without human intervention.
Month 13
System-level permissions lock down access automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The security console now runs perfectly without your supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
false positive alerts reviewed
4 daily
average sleep deprivation hours
500 plus
network access points ignored
Your severance
One free hardware firewall you already know is obsolete.
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