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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cyber Security Responder jobs? · Latest report #uf7sfmy8
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou chase false alerts while the script kiddies own your house.
Professional screen-staring expert and log-file forensic investigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network silence for your peace of mind.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters malicious traffic at line speed
You monitor real-time network logs and triage incoming security alerts to stop data breaches before systems go down.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a real hacker and a broken internal cron job.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI begins auto-labeling the massive pile of noise you ignore.
Month 4
Scripts handle the repetitive account lockouts and simple firewall resets.
Month 8
Models learn to predict network breaches before your logs show them.
Month 13
The system automatically walls off segments when it senses danger.
Month 19 · D-Day
The human account is revoked and the pager is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
47 alerts
Average false positives per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
88 percent
Percentage of alerts ignored
Your severance
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