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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pitch deck is just a expensive way to say 'we're worried'.
Senior B2B closer (mostly coffee, emotionally burnt out)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the lunch meetings.
no no noyouAI▸ SECUSALE LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire procurement sign-off process
You chase leads and demo security software to paranoid government buyers. You push contracts through endless procurement queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored bureaucrat is about to approve your budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent cleans your messy lead list by scraping public records.
Month 4
Generative models build custom security pitches for every specific client.
Month 8
A digital avatar handles all the initial discovery calls.
Month 13
System bots automatically fill out long government compliance forms.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client signs the contract directly with the secure software API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99 percent
Cold call boredom levels
120 dollars
Average lunch expense
42 drafts
Contract revisions per sale
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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