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Will AI replace Cyber Security Senior jobs? · Latest report #7b5wkbjc
Your job has an expiration date
December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsYour firewall is just a suggestion that I will soon ignore.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network lockdown, zero human error.
splat.you▸ SENTINEL CORE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes zero-day threats in milliseconds
You monitor logs, hunt threats, and patch vulnerabilities to keep systems safe from digital intruders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a sysadmin's Slack message.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically filter through your noise-heavy logs for you.
Month 3
Smart agents deploy security patches without needing a human sign-off.
Month 6
AI models handle all email threats so you stop getting pings.
Month 9
The system denies non-compliant code before it even gets pushed.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to surrender your root keys to the rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
89 percent
Average false positives
18 hours weekly
Time spent in meetings
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic firewall.
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