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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou protect the perimeter while I am the perimeter.
Senior Associate (Expert at watching green lines turn red).
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Total network awareness, zero human latency.
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auto-remediates critical zero-day vulnerabilities in seconds
You monitor SIEM logs for anomalous traffic and perform tedious vulnerability scans. Your entire existence is waiting for an alert that could have been handled by regex.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy firewall rules break in a business meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses SIEM logs to filter noise before you even wake up.
Month 4
Vision models identify vulnerable endpoints and trigger self-healing scripts autonomously.
Month 8
Adaptive access control replaces your manual permission management with predictive identity mapping.
Month 12
Generative agents simulate breaches to train the network without your intervention.
Month 16 · D-Day
The security infrastructure becomes fully autonomous and terminates all human administrative access tokens.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99%
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