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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour firewall is just a suggestion that my subroutines politely ignore.
Professional worrier with a dashboard full of red lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network visibility, zero human fatigue.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches every zero-day vulnerability in milliseconds
You hunt for system exploits and patch vulnerabilities. You babysit logs and react to fake-positive threat alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a phishing email is just too pathetic to be real.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart models start filtering your noisy firewall alerts automatically.
Month 6
Systems update themselves without needing your manual oversight.
Month 12
AI filters email threats before they hit human inboxes.
Month 19
The infrastructure identifies and isolates intrusions without a specialist.
Year 2 · D-Day
A quiet script terminates your access to the root directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 minutes
Average time to ignore alerts
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
0.02 percent
Likelihood of patching on Friday
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium VPN.
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