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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour dashboard is just a waiting room for an automated script.
Professional panic-button-presser and compliance-report formatter.
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patches zero-day exploits before they are reported
You monitor network traffic for anomalies and pretend that writing a new firewall rule counts as deep strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the system shouldn't be turned off.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters your alerts so you only see the real fires.
Month 4
Self-healing scripts apply patches without waiting for your sign-off.
Month 8
Models detect attack patterns before they hit your network perimeter.
Month 13
Systems generate their own audit evidence for regulators automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system assumes complete command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94%
False positive fatigue rate
3 liters
Coffee consumed per incident
12 weekly
Meetings about future security
Your severance
One free pass to use a very secure password.
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