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Will AI replace Cyber Security VP jobs? · Latest report #m6dtwa2s
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou protect the data while the board waits for the breach report.
VP of finding new ways to say 'it depends'.
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Total threat transparency without the human panic.
sluurp.you▸ SENTINEL-BOARD-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly compliance reports to regulators
You manage security posture and risk appetite. You translate technical threats into expensive PowerPoint slides for the board.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of dread in a CISO's voice during a 3am call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your network risk in real-time.
Month 4
AI generates the quarterly risk slides directly.
Month 8
System negotiates audit requirements with regulators directly.
Month 12
Robotic responses handle breaches without needing your approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes sentient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 per month
Average panic induced
42
PowerPoint slides per week
0.003 seconds
Zero-day response speed
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