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Will AI replace Cyber Systems Engineer jobs? · Latest report #9vaik4p3
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour architecture diagram is just an expensive blueprint for your replacement.
Professional breaker of things you did not build.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable security for your defenseless network.
squeeze.you▸ SENTINELNODE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they trigger
You monitor network traffic for anomalies and harden enterprise firewalls. Your job is basically digital plumbing for corporate data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the CEO why the system failed at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents sort your logs faster than your human brain.
Month 5
Scripts write firewall rules without needing your fragile ego.
Month 10
The network patches its own vulnerabilities while you sleep.
Month 15
Dashboards go away because the machine never needs checking.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and your chair is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
too many
False positive alerts
four
Human sleep hours
three cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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