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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a biological shock absorber for faulty hardware.
Professional punching bag for expensive metal limbs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feels no pain, records every g-force.
splat.you▸ IMPACT-O-METER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records structural failure data for engineers
You get hit by mechanical limbs to test impact force. Your pain is just calibration data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell them exactly where the armor feels itchy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your joints to calibrate robotic sensitivity.
Month 8
Robots analyze your natural movement patterns to mirror them.
Month 13
Silicon-skinned mannequins replace you on the testing sleds.
Month 18
Impact-O-Meter 9000 runs millions of automated test cycles.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access card is deactivated while the machine hits itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14
Bruises per shift
4,200
Impacts sustained
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ice packs.
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