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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling fear as a service until your LinkedIn is a 404.
Professional fear-monger with a shiny CRM dashboard.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
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automates aggressive follow-up emails indefinitely
You pitch complex threat protection suites to overwhelmed CISOs. Your day is filled with cold calls and slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget for security software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models start writing better cold emails than your interns.
Month 3
Speech-to-text algorithms start mapping network needs during prospect calls.
Month 6
Pricing models learn to close deals without your human intervention.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle procurement approvals without a single lunch meeting.
Month 14 · D-Day
The sales team is archived to a legacy database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Quarterly targets missed
Non-existent
Slide deck fatigue
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's CRM.
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