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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cybersecurity Assurance Officer jobs? · Latest report #6h5ejdei
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor digital locks while hoping the windows are left wide open.
Professional worrier with a spreadsheet for everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human oversight lag.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITGUARD V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before you find them
You review compliance reports and assess system risks for vulnerabilities. You spend your days clicking through audit logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the intent behind a weirdly specific, non-malicious user configuration error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses logs and marks anomalies faster than you can blink.
Month 5
An AI agent automatically fills out audit forms by scraping system metadata.
Month 10
Smart agents detect and patch common vulnerabilities before an audit occurs.
Month 15
An automated system handles all requests based on actual role behavior.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and replaced by a continuous integrity script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
False positive alerts processed
400 weekly
Emails ignored from developers
100 percent
Audit reports auto-generated
Your severance
Two months of subscription to a password manager.
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