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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just an expensive firewall that occasionally quotes precedent.
Junior partner at a firm that bills by the minute.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precedent without the personality.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legal precedents at light speed
You draft breach notifications and panic during incident response drills. Your main export is high-priced liability disclaimers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags risky clauses in your contracts before you wake up.
Month 4
Regulatory updates are piped directly into your firm dashboard.
Month 8
Generative models draft the letters you currently agonize over.
Month 13
AI agents replace junior associates on all basic research tasks.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces your firm with a single efficient API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Infinite
Hours spent on discovery
99 percent
Probability of billable panic
500 plus
Document version count
Your severance
One free subscription to a digital legal library.
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