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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour custom scripts are just waiting for a better script.
Writes scripts to fix scripts that don't need fixing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your automation until you are gone.
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patches zero-day exploits before your ticket opens
You write automation to patch vulnerabilities, manage firewall rules, and respond to automated security alerts all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy system crashed at 3am to a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins suggesting fixes for your broken Python glue code.
Month 5
AI starts clearing your log noise while you watch the screen.
Month 10
Robots autonomously push firewall updates to your network nodes.
Month 15
The system applies security patches before you even see the alert.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the machine manages its own security.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42% of life
Time spent writing regex
12 per hour
False positive alerts handled
100 percent
Script maintenance backlog
Your severance
A one-year license to our least efficient subscription tier.
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